Exam Pressure SMS

Heights of honesty….
Sitting in examination hall, opening the chit, memorizing the answer and then writing without seeing.


First law of tension...
Pressure on brain is inversely proportional to the number of the day left for the exams, keeping the syllabus constants.


An analogy for all college lectures: They tech us to make plain rice in the class..and expect from us to cook biryani in the exam.


What is fear?
Fear is the deep wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new just one day before exam.

Ye par lena important hai, Exam paper me pakka pucha jayega.
1.roll no.
2.subject
3.role no.
4.date

Exams SMS

80% of the questions in the exams are based
 on the single lecture you missed and the topics
 you did not cover for the exams.


Students Aptitudes…
Sumander se keh do apani lahre sambhal kr rakhe ..
kyuki jindgi me tufan lane ke liye hamara result hi kafi hai.


Exam pattern…
1995:Answer all question
2000:Answer any five question
2010:Answer either A or B
2015:At least read the question
2020:Thank for coming.

Most dangerous word in the world…
”Result” of exam.


The probability of a topic coming in the exam increases exponentially.
if one decides to leave the topic completely.