Husband and Wife Jokes SMS

Ajay:My wife is magician.
Suresh:Really?
Ajay:Yes, she can turn any conversation into an argument.



Husband apane marriage certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
Wife:Aap etani der se kya dekh rhe hai?
Husband:Expiry date.

Wife:Batao tum mujhse kitana pyar karte ho?
Husband:Bahut jyada.
Wife:Fir bhi kitana.
Husband:Etana ki sochta hu ki kash tum jaisi ek aur bibi hoti.
Q:What is the next thing that a husband has to do after winning an argument with his wife?
A:Apologizes





Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai,
 meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne
ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.

Husband and Wife SMS

Man outside phone boot:Excuse me!
You are holding the phone since 20 minuts
and have not spoken a word.
Man inside:Sir i am talking to my wife.



Husband:Agar mai ghar chorkr chala gya
to tumhe mere jaisa koi dusara nhi mil payega.
Wife:To maine kha ki mai tumhare jaisa hi aadmi chahti hu?

Position of the husband is like a split AC.
No matter how loud he is outdoor,
he is designed to nremain silent indoor.



Husband:Kyu na aaj ki chai bahar chalkar pi jaai.
Wife:Kyu?
Tumhe kya lagta hai ki chai
banate-banate mai thak gayi hu.
Husband:Are nhi derassal maihi
cup-plate dhote-dhote pareshan ho gaya hu.



Ramesh achanak 2 cigrate pine laga.
Wife:2 kyu pi rhe ho?
Ramesh:Dost ki yad aa rhi thi, hum dono sath me pite the.
Achank Ramesh ek din 1 cigrate pine laga.
Wife:Ab kya hua?
Ramesh:Are maine cigrate pini chhor di hai.