Rajanikant ka Funda SMS

Rajanikant first take the gold medal and then race starts.




One day Rajanikant purchased a box of sketch pens.
Next day….
Mughal-e-Azam was released in colour.

Principle:Tum future me kya banoge?
Students:MBBS parane ke bad mai police force joine karunga, esake baad ek achchhi software company me kaam karna chahta hu aur mai research karna chahata hu aur actor banana chahta hu.
Principle:Are tumhara naam kya hai?
Students:Rajanikanta




Rajankant can make onions cry………..(-:.

Rajanikants Jokes SMS

 speed of rajanikant...
Rajnikant does not move at the speed off light.
Light move at the speed of Rajnikant.



Rajanikant se bachke rahana re baba....
Rajnikant once issued a cheque, the bank bounce.

When Rajnikant was studying in third standard some one stole his rough note…

and now they call it as.
……..Wikipedia.

Computer says sorry to rajanikanr. proof.....
Rajnikant can delete the Recycle bin.



Computer does not give warning message to Rajanikant…
Rajanikant warns computer.