Random Jokes SMS

 

Confidence dekho
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Mallika ne tailor ko 1 rumal dekar kaha mere 2 dress bana dena.
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Ab aap tailor ka confidence
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Madam baki k kapde ka kya karna hai..?? :p

 

 

Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhana sikhado..
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Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo.
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Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge.
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Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future

 

Gor pharmaiyega..
AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ
Karti Hai..
Wah...wah...
AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe
NaaZKarti Hai.. .
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Grammar to aata nahi Magar
english mein baat karti hai :

 

?2 Ladkia Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi
To Pas Me Se 1 sharabi Guzra.
1st Girl: Ye shrabi Tera Bf :@
2nd: Ni Tera BF >:o
1st: Tera >.<
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2nd: Teraaaaa >:(
Sharabi: Mai ruku ya jau

 

 

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

Random SMS

What is the difference between talent and intelligence?
Getting up early in the morning daily is talent.
Not trying such nonsense is intelligence.


How make one million rupee in the stock market?
Simple…start with two million.



Father:Look at these bill rent, telephone, electricity, shopping, etc. The costs are going up on all of them.
I would be very happy if just if just one thing went down.
Son:Dad, see my report card



Question:Which is thinnest book in the world?
Answer:The tittle is :What men know about women.



Sujeet ne Amit ke ghar ghar ka darwaja khatkhataya.
Sujeet:Kya Amit khelne ke liye bahar aa sakta hai?
Amit ki mummy:Nhi, nhi wo nhi aayega bahar bahut thand hai.
Sujeet:To kya uska football bahar aa sakta hai.



Sabse jyada nasha kis me hai…
pyar me…paise me…nhi…
Sabse jyad nash kitabo me hai, kholte hi nid aa jati hai.



This is the time to remind all the collage students that…
’Studies are also part of collage life.’



Be careful when a guy says that he loves you from the bottom of his heart. This may mean that their is still enough space for another girl at the top.



Three signs that the person is working in the corporate world.
1.Stressed
2.Depressed
3.Still well dressed.

Random SMS

What is the difference between talent and intelligence?
Getting up early in the morning daily is talent.
Not trying such nonsense is intelligence.


How make one million rupee in the stock market?
Simple…start with two million.



Father:Look at these bill rent, telephone, electricity, shopping, etc. The costs are going up on all of them.
I would be very happy if just if just one thing went down.
Son:Dad, see my report card



Question:Which is thinnest book in the world?
Answer:The tittle is :What men know about women.



Sujeet ne Amit ke ghar ghar ka darwaja khatkhataya.
Sujeet:Kya Amit khelne ke liye bahar aa sakta hai?
Amit ki mummy:Nhi, nhi wo nhi aayega bahar bahut thand hai.
Sujeet:To kya uska football bahar aa sakta hai.



Sabse jyada nasha kis me hai…
pyar me…paise me…nhi…
Sabse jyad nash kitabo me hai, kholte hi nid aa jati hai.



This is the time to remind all the collage students that…
’Studies are also part of collage life.’



Be careful when a guy says that he loves you from the bottom of his heart. This may mean that their is still enough space for another girl at the top.



Three signs that the person is working in the corporate world.
1.Stressed
2.Depressed
3.Still well dressed.