Jikes in Hindi SMS

Satish:Great news, teacher says we have to give exam today whether it rains or shines.
Classmate:So what’s so great about that?
Satish:It’s snowing outside.


Sonu ne Tonu ke liye paper banay. Use dekhkar Tonu ke hosh gayab ho gaye. Paper me question the:
1.China kis desh me hai?
2.15 August kis date me aata hai?
3.Hara range kis colour me hota hai?


Chintu aur Pintu Chese Khel rahe the.
Chintu:Ab bs hua. Ab khel band karte hai.
Pintu:Tik hai, waise v tumhara ghora aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.


Ek office ke bahar board laga tha: ‘please shore na kare.’
Akhilesh ne rewrite kr diya: ‘Esase hamari nid kharab hoti hai.’


Q:How Chintu cheated the railway?
A:He bought the ticket and do not travel.

Jokes In Hindi SMS

First solder:What made you join army?
2 solder:I had no wife and I love war. what about you?
First solder:I had wife and I loved peace.


Sunit:Aaj maine machchharo ko confuse kr diya.
Amit:Wo kaise?
Sunit:Maine machchhardani bedroom me lagayi aur sone ke liye hall me chala gaya.


Do dost boat se kahi jaa rahe the, tabhi boat dubane lagi.
Sonu:Yar boat to dub rahi hai.
Yogendra:Dubane de, waise bhi boat wale ne paise jyadaliye hai.


Chunnu:yar mere bal bahut jyada gir rahe hai.
Munnu:Wo kyu?
Chunnu:Tension se.
Munnu:Kis baat ki tension hai?
Chunnu:Ball girne ki yar.


Passenger:Tum ne meri jeb me hath kyu dala?
Sonu:Mujhe machis chahiye thi.
Passenger:Tum mujh se mang sakate the.
Sonu:Mai Ajnabiyo se baat nhi karta.

Jokes in Hindi SMS

Monu ne Xerox shop kholi aur shop ke bahar ek board laga diya…
Yaha sabhi language me Xerox kiya jata hai.



Yogesh ne shampoo  kharida.
Yogesh:Esake sath jo gift hai wo do.
Shopkeeper:Eske sath koi gift nhi hai.
Yougesh:Jhuth, Es pr likha hai ‘Dandruff Free’.



Satish:Kal koi mera purse mar gaya. usame 5000 rupee the.
Dinesh:Jhuth, 3000 rupee the. maine ghar jakar check kiya tha.
Satish:Yar, paise ka mamla nhi hai, bs aadami ka pata kro.

Golu:Mijhe to akhen band karne pr bhi dikhai deta hai.
Bholu:Achha, kya dikhai deta hai?
Golu:Andhera.



Ajay plane me pilot se headphone chhin raha tha.
Pilot:Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Ajay:Ticket ke paise hum log de aur gane tum akele sunoge.



Sonu apane dost Golu se:Mai purse ghar hi bhul aaya. Mujhe ek hajar rupee ki jarurat hai.
Golu:Dost hi dost ke kaam aata hai,ye low 10 rupee aur riksa karke purse le aao.